My name is Alyna, but call me Aly for short. Im 21and a graphic design student. here you will find a lovely assortment of shit. Its mostly an assassins creed blog but you will find random shit everywhere. I upload shitty art and my ugly mug from time to time. I post nsfw stuff so there is your warning.
Amell: so I've heard this cRaZy rumour that you are going to turn my bff into an emotionless zombie drone?
Irving: lol yeah that's true, he is totes a blood mage.
Amell: btw he's planning on escaping the tower.
Irving: you should help me trick him!
Amell: okay I guess?
Irving: don't worry, it'll be cool, you're totes doing the right thing by going along with my plan.
*Deceit, Jowan, Blood Magic, etc*
Greagoir: well now that the actual blood mage has escaped we need to punish this mage for going along with your plan, Irving.
Irving: lol oops looks like it wasn't cool at all who could've known? oh well, at least I can go back to getting Uldred to help me manipulate susceptible apprentices into practicing blood magic and then turning them over to the templars to keep them away from us high-ranking mages who are all totes cool and not evil or crazy or anything.
Duncan: why hello there, I see you have a mage you no longer want :3
Amell: ...shit balls.
*Deceit, Uldred, Blood Magic, etc*
Amell: god fucking dammit Irving I'm only saving your life because otherwise Greagoir will kill all the other mages.
Irving: man I hate stairs.
Cullen: no but we still have to kill all the mages just to be safe.
Greagoir: if Irving says the tower is cool then I believe him.
Irving: the tower is totes cool now.
Greagoir: I believe you.
Cullen: no you can't trust him!!! He could be a blood mage!!!
Greagoir: I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of all my old man flirting with Irving.
Irving: don't worry I'll be up for the rough stuff again in no time.
Cullen: ugh I am disgusted w/everyone.
Amell: I am too but for different reasons.
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Ahhhhhhhhhhh THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!